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All about the horror. And the puns. Big puns. Did we just become best friends? Let's recite movie lyrics and song quotes together.

HorrorBurgers Episode 4: Rated R Horror Speakeasy + Tops

HorrorBurgers Episode 4: Discussing the magicalness that is The Rated R Horror Speakeasy and a little sneak peak inside (without spoiling the magic) LA’s coolest horror themed pop-up bar.

Today’s burger: Cheeseburger from Top’s.

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RATED R: A Horror Speakeasy – The Pop-Up Experience Doing Everything Right

EXT. DESERTED INDUSTRIAL STREET – NIGHT

Pools of pale yellow light litter the sidewalk intermittently, cast down from street lamps.  HORRORGIRL scans the empty street for an address or signs of life. In the distance she spots a warehouse with a faint neon sign, proclaiming COSTUMES, and makes her way toward it. The silence of the empty night is slowly but surely broken by a a soft mingling of voices and music.

INT. COSTUME WAREHOUSE – NIGHT

The music is loud, the light- non existent. Horrorgirl crouches low and weaves between dark, narrow aisles of costumes, props and…mannequins? Her breath quickens. Arms slightly outstretched to navigate by touch. The garments create a maze, zig zagging through the darkness….

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The Fucked Up Shit In Midsommar: My Sister Doesn’t Want To See It But Needs To Know

This is a custom special request for my sister, and I think there are actually a lot of you who just want to know about the most disturbing parts of this one. I’m anti-spoiler, so if you haven’t seen the movie yet… don’t read this. If you maybe want to see the movie but are afraid of how fucked up it gets, maybe reading this will quell your fears and you’ll know what to expect. So read this and then go buy your ticket.  It’s more of an intelligently written horrific drama, but if you insist… Carry on…

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Midsommar: Ari Aster Tackles Co-Dependency, Community + Empathy (SPOILERS. TONS OF SPOILERS)

Spoilers are rampant in this one. In fact, it’s nothing but spoilers. So turn back now if you haven’t watched the movie yet. If you have… or if you’re probably not going to watch, or on the fence about watching….. maybe this will change your mind…

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HorrorBurgers Episode One: Annabelle Comes Home w/ Guests Marilyn and Marky (No Spoilers)

 

Welcoming my little brother and sister for the first installment of HorrorBurgers! We discuss Annabelle Comes Home (Spoiler free) and work on our pronunciation.

Send your comments, queries, suggestions. Message if you’d like to be a guest. Make a video of yourself saying “Horror Burgers” better than we can and post/tag the page.

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Stranger Things Upside Down Whopper

 

Trying out the Stranger Things Whopper from Burger King, and letting you know about the birth of *insert dramatic drumroll here* HorrorBurgers. A new endeavor into the world of horror wherein we eat burgers and talk horrors. Follow on IG @HorrorBurgers and Subscribe on Youtube 

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