All posts by Angel Melanson

All about the horror. And the puns. Big puns. Did we just become best friends? Let's recite movie lyrics and song quotes together.

HorrorGirl Problems Patreon

I always shoot more content than I actually use, and that stuff just ends up buried on hard drives. So instead I’m going to let it live on Patreon, for anyone who cares to partake. Mostly additional photos from photo sets I post on socials and BTS videos. If this becomes a thing, I’ll expand on the content that’s hosted there. In the meantime, first BTS video is up- getting ready and makeup removal for a Valentine’s Day themed photo set. HorrorGirl style, obviously.

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Episode Twenty Seven: The Vanishing At Cecil Hotel

It’s a true crime episode today, as we talk about the new Netflix documentary Crime Scene: The Vanishing At The Cecil Hotel, which centers on the 2017 case of Elisa Lam. A few exciting announcements for you, also I have strong feelings about Valentine’s Day.
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Latest Fangoria Convo chatting with the lovely and legendary Barbara Crampton , Sophie Stevens, and Ludovic Hughes from SACRIFICE.

Final Girls Berlin (Virtual) Film Festival Feb 4th-7th

Final Girls Berlin Film Festival showcases horror cinema that’s directed, written, or produced by women and non-binary filmmakers. While the features are geo-locked to Germany there is a slew of excellent content in the short film programs. Individual ticket blocks are just under $8 USD, you can also purchase an international pass for about $25 USD which will give you access to the entire slate of shorts programming. You have the option to watch the live stream of each shorts block with a filmmaker Q&A, or purchase your ticket and you’ll have 22 hours to start the stream.

The Cyber Horror shorts block is now expired, but you still have time to get in on Isolation Horror – Cabin Fever, Revenge Horror – An Eye For An Eye, Young Blood and Comedy Horror – Busting A Gut. If the fresh and original content in the Cyber Horror block is any indication of the caliber of talent awaiting in the remaining shorts programs- you definitely do not want to sleep on this.

Also lots of cool, free panels and events to check out as well!

Head over to Final Girls Berlin and get your tickets now.

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** Our definition of women includes anyone with female experience –past or present– and is trans-inclusive. Anyone who feels addressed by the term is welcome to submit their films to the festival. **

Celebrating The Godmother of Goth – Mary Shelley: A Nightmare Wakes Episode Twenty Six

In this week’s HorrorGirl Quickie we are celebrating the Godmother of Goth! The one and only, Mary Shelley. Talkin’ about Nora Unkel’s gothic drama A Nightmare Wakes, which focuses on Shelley’s life during her creation of Frankenstein– now streaming on Shudder. Also talking about the Final Girls Berlin Film Festival going on riiiinowwww!

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Podcast Episode Twenty Four: Dario Argento’s Phenomena

Happy Giallo January and welcome to Swiss Transylvania! (Wow, it’s windy here and the music is really really good.) Suspiria is one of my favorite movies of all time so today we are diving into the other “is it a giallo/is it not?” Argento classic… Phenomena. No, I’m not breaking down whether or not either of these movies are giallo, just simply celebrating the weird wacky wonderfulness of Phenomena. Let’s gooooo!

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Episode Twenty Three: Harbingers Of Joy Best of 2020

Very excited about this episode! Best of 2020: Harbingers of joy, with a whole lotta’ help from some very special fiends. Audio podcast version will be up later, video is live on the YouTubes:

Surprise! And Happy New Year. In the first episode of the new year we dive into my top ten picks of 2020 with a whole lotta’ help from some very wonderful fiends. Familiar faces and all the horrific goodness abound! Rent + Stream any blind spots on this list! Guaranteed good time.

And give these fine folks a follow, each has an incredible body of work to dive into:
@Jedshepherd
@DoNatoBomb
@Jfcdoomblade
@thefilmnerdette
@bjcolangelo
@ryanlarson
@gorycoryhorror
@MParkerHorror
@theheadknight
@thesuperghoul
@PhilNobileJr

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“Hunted” – Vincent Paronnaud’s Modern Maximum Revenge-Riff On Little Red Riding HooD Now On Shudder

Vincent Paronnaud’s (PERSEPOLIS) Hunted hits Shudder today. Some solid cosplay inspo here in this modified mutation of Little Red Riding Hood.

What starts out as a chilling campfire tale being relayed to a kid looking like he might shit his pants, leads into real world, present day protagonist and Little Red Riding Hood-esque, Eve. We are first introduced to Eve on the job, immediately followed by a call from her boss who patronizes her for presumably not being “hard enough” on getting the crew to meet deadlines and offering to send a male cohort to get-the-job-done. After a rough day at work, our girl his the bar for a drink. The truly terrifying part of this movie for me was Eve navigating through the city as an independent woman who can very much hold her own and the multiple encounters she thwarts with lecherous leering wolves in the form of men slinking about. Eve is smart, savvy – but we are in a horror film after all.

Not to spoil anything, but this is a revenge tale so we can assume that 1) at some point shit goes sideways for Eve 2) at some point the tables turn. And were you wagering on these two points, you would be a bit richer right now. Once shit goes sideways, a relentless hunt ensues and the wolf in sheep’s clothing is even more heinous than one could have suspected. More vile than vile and we want terrible things to happen to him. It gets real grindhousey somewhere around here. The tables turn. And turn again. And then once more. And maybe a few times hence. Relentlessly beating the absolute shit out of these characters.

There is a shocking moment that had me sort of screaming at the screen. I don’t really know how we were intended to feel about it but I screamed and did one of those sort of inappropriate shock induced giggling bits. There’s a real Braveheart moment that looks super cool, possibly also a nod to another French film Pierrot le Fou– but the way it comes about was another moment that took me out of the story a little bit on account of scratching my head a bit. Geography is not my strong point but there is a segment involving woods, corn fields and then suddenly BAM civilization seemingly much closer than it should be. Much of the film is heavily grounded in reality, so slightly fantastical elements (and I don’t mean magic but more along the lines of characters appearing and vanishing or seemingly geographic inconsistencies) is a bit jarring. Maybe it’s a fever dream and we are working on an acid trip of a timeline and geography at this juncture. Just go with it.

By the end of the film, things are looking quite gorgeous and feral and some gruesome shit has been consumed. Lucie Debay as Eve is a treat to watch as she becomes abso-fucking-lutely unhinged and feral and Arieh Worthalter as the (formerly) charming maniac is truly terrifying. While I wish there were some plot points that carried to further fruition and I was pulled out of it a bit at times, it was an enjoyable watch. Some of the things alluded to aren’t totally ignored, I just personally would have loved to see them really at the forefront for the payoff. Feminist revenge horror, comeuppance, reclaiming your power, returning to your roots, punctuated with grindhouse level gore… all good shit.

Stream Hunted now on Shudder

Are You Afraid Of The Dark Curse Of The Shadows Teaser

The 2019 Are You Afraid of the Dark three episode limited series was criminally under-appreciated. The upcoming 2021 release will be a six episode run, again focusing on a singular story and it looks even darker than last season. The teaser alone has a ton of easter eggs for horror fans and fans of the original series. But don’t take my word for it. Have a look:

Are You Afraid of the Dark Curse of the Shadows
premieres on Nickelodeon Friday, February 12th.

HorrorGirl Problems Shop Launch

Sometimes when shit is falling apart and I’m feeling all but helpless, it helps me to throw myself into making things. Sometimes I’m zapped of that desire, but when it’s there… it really is a nice escape. So here’s the result of that angst channeling itself into creation. Hope you like-minded creeps find something here you enjoy.

I present to you: HorrorGirl Problems – on Etsy