All posts by Angel Melanson

All about the horror. And the puns. Big puns. Did we just become best friends? Let's recite movie lyrics and song quotes together.

2020 Harbingers Of Joy

This year I was hungry for movies that provided an escapism, made me feel good and delivered some fun. There are lots I didn’t get to, and lots more I enjoyed but here are ten that delivered tremendous joy.

10. Class Action Park – Sometimes something comes around that prompts you to ask out loud, “is this real life?”. If you would have given me a million bucks, (that might be too generous, maybe just a few thousand) when I was ten years old to create an amusement park- this is probably pretty close to what I would have created. Reality and safety be damned, build the loop de loop slide per my specifications! I don’t know how Action Park existed. But it was the 80s, and it did and I know I shouldn’t, but there is a piece of me that has a morbid curiosity about what it would have been like to survive this place and lived to tell the tale.

9. The Cleansing Hour – Inventive AF, a fresh modern take on possession horror. Eerily relevant, fun practical FX, and Alix Angelis scared the shit out of me.

8. Birds of Prey – All the negative shit I heard about this movie just had me thinking… “you all were T-rippin.” I wish I would have seen this on the big screen, but when I tried, the projector broke down, and I didn’t get a second chance before the world as we knew it broke down. But holy shit this was a good time. This. Make more of this.

7. Bly Manor – This one blindsided and gutted me. And having said that, I’ve already said too much. But if you’re a fan of The Haunting Of Hill House, you already know there’s more than meets the eye in Flanagan’s haunted house fare.

6. Spontaneous – This one needs more love for sure. Granted, the author and compiler of this list also grew up with a great fear of spontaneous combustion and a vast awareness of mortality. But this is a wonderful dark horror comedy that plays almost like a slasher, except for the slasher in question is the phenomenon of spontaneous combustion. Which means it’s fun and also existential.

5. Freaky – What a fucking blast. Combining some of my favorite things- a teen comedy body swap and a slasher film and it’s every bit as fun as it sounds. Also unexpectedly touching in multiple ways and all around badass. Not to mention, forever screaming with celebratory glee about the representation here. Queer-o’s represent!!

4. The Invisible Man – The last movie I saw in a theater. It was smart and chilling, Elizabeth Moss was an absolute force in this and I appreciated the updated treatment of the concept.

3. Scare Package – A good anthology is hard to find, imagine my surprise when we were gifted not one but TWO this year. We all have a little bit of Rad Chad in us, and he lives forever in my heart. Just the right amount of all-out splattery goodness. An interactive, screaming-at-your-television-with-grotesque-glee kind of ride.

2. The Mortuary Collection -A good anthology is hard to find. This… is a great one. The vibe of this is perfect spooky Halloween fare. If you grew up with the likes of Are You Afraid of the DarkThe Halloween Tree and the animated Tales From The Crypt Keeper, this feels like a grownup version, tonally speaking. Take the vibe of those childhood classics, up the scares, add gushy gore. As my second favorite movie of the year, there’s lots to say on it, which you can find in my original review and also check out my interview with Ryan Spindell

1. HOST – Number one, no surprise here. This wasn’t just a movie it was an experience. Lots to say about this one but you can read that in my original review and also check out my interview with Emma. Traumatized for at least a week after, the move in itself was incredible. To add to that, watching the cast and creators react to this turning into an absolute fucking phenomenon was such a joy and truly a highlight of the year. Well deserved top spot on many year end best-of lists.

Needs more love: Looks That Kill, Wayne, His House, Gretel and Hansel

Honorable Mentions: Palm Springs, Birds of Prey, The Rental, The Wolf of Snow Hollow, A Creepshow Holiday Special, Scare Me

Theme of My Next Birthday Party: Scare Me

Joyful Binges: Tiger King, Queen’s Gambit, Bridgerton

The Year of the Aubrey: Happiest Season + Black Bear

Fucked Me Up So Badly I Needed A Eurovision Palate Cleanser To Quell The Knots In My Heart: The Dark and the Wicked

Perfect Palate Cleanser: Eurovision

Fucked Me Up Existentially: Relic

Best Necromancy: The triumphant return of Fangoria

Hero of the Year: Mission Tiki Drive-In

Thank you to all the creators, imposter syndrome be damned – you birthed wonderful creations, shared them with us all… and as a result delivered much needed joy. Thank you for sharing these pieces of yourselves with us. Cheers to future creations. Here’s to chatting with more of you about your wonderful creations in 2021.

For The Creeps, The Spooky Shits And You

This is a love letter to you. Yes, you. If you have found these words then I am talking to you directly.

My heart aches for everyone touched by all manner of loss this year. I can’t say I feel celebratory. I know when the clock strikes midnight tonight it won’t undo any of this or magically propel us into the “all better”. But I can say I feel two things primarily- hope and gratitude. Grateful for all there is to be grateful for. And hopeful we are heading towards making things better.

Loss has touched us all in some way or another- loved ones, jobs, security. And for some, the loss may be in more invisible ways, but it’s still there. While I’ve realized in a lot of ways I may be built for hermit life, and sitting at home scribbling away and making things is in many ways a dream for me, there is a loss of balance. The ability to balance holed-up-at-home with things like sitting in a bar and losing track of time with a favorite person, absorbed in deep, sparkling conversation; the kind that feels effervescent and makes everything else fall away. Or having friends piled into my tiny apartment, sprawled across couch and makeshift sitting areas while we watch a horror movie and offer up our commentary, making each other laugh late into the night, filling every corner of the place with love long after they’ve left. In all honesty, at times… it has in fact been crushingly lonely. The thing that has kept me from getting lost at sea and drowning in that loneliness… is you.

So many have shown me such kindness this year. Strangers turned friends, cheerleaders, believers. Virtual watch parties served as a tether that brought me back and kept me from drifting away. Making things and conversations with you anchored and steadied me.

Whether we are already real life friends, whether we have yet to meet, or even if we have never interacted at all. Please know- for me, you are lifeboats. You are beacons of light. And I am more grateful for you than I’ll ever be able to express.

I’ve met many wonderful people this year. Thank you for making me laugh and filling me up with hope. I hope you are also filled with hope, for better things to come. Thanks for playing along/reading /watching/listening/interacting / supporting from afar. I hope in return I make something that offers you a bit of respite from reality.

Thanks for sticking around. I am always cheering you on.

Catch you in 2021 for some more spooky shit.

-Angel

Monster Hunter Interview w/ Paul W.S. Anderson + Milla Jovovich For Fangoria

I watched Event Horizon and Resident Evil in theaters so many times I lost count. My family still quotes “multipass” on the regular. So to say I was pretty stoked to talk to Monster Hunter‘s Paul W.S. Anderson and Milla Jovovich would be a bit of an understatement. To say they were insanely lovely, fun, charming and wonderful would be a disservice to how great they are. I had a blast doing this, I hope you have a blast watching. Check out Monster Hunter if you want to have a hell of a lot of fun and truly escape the real world for 105 minutes.

-Your Friendly Neighborhood HorrorGirl

The Pale Door w/ Aaron B. Koontz Podcast Episode 22

The Pale Door hits Shudder TODAY. Writer/Director/Producer Aaron B Koontz joins us to discuss this wonderfully Witchy Western.

The Pale Door features an ensemble cast including: Devin Druid, Zachary Knighton, Stan Shaw, Melora Walters, Bill Sage, Noah Segan, Pat Healy, Natasha Bassett Screenplay by Aaron B. Koontz, Cameron Burns, Keith Lansdale

Check out The Pale Door TODAY on Shudder and join in on the Scener watch party with cast + crew, this Saturday December 19th presented by Fangoria

Twitter: @AaronBKoontz
@HorrorGirlProbs

Shaffer’s Sanguine Soaked Secret Santa Is the Perfect Holiday Tale For 80s Horror Junkies

What’s that you say? A mashup of glorious 1980’s horror and a generous helping of holiday cheer? I’m in! When Lussi starts her new job at a prestigious cutthroat publishing house, she is tasked with finding the new Stephen King- and fast. Targeted by a series of pranks, the hazing culminates with a very strange secret Santa gift. Suddenly horrific accidents are taking place all around Lussi and she suspects the bizarre present is somehow related.

I devoured this in a single sitting, Shaffer offers up a perfect blend of horror and comedy, and refreshingly utilizes an often overlooked/untapped element of horror to bring to life a fun and original story. Trust me when I say this sanguine soaked Santa story makes the perfect gift for the slasher fan in your life.

Grab a copy of Secret Santa and find out… WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!

Author Andrew Shaffer will be doing a virtual BYOB reading TOMORROW Thursday, December 17, 2020, 07:30pm – 08:30pm ET

“Bring your own beverage and zoom in to meet the bestselling humorist, screenwriter, and author of Secret Santa, a mashup of 1980s horror and holiday cheer. Audio will later air on SPL’s podcast, Turn the Page.”

No registration required.

Meeting URL: https://zoom.us/j/99662626114
Meeting ID: 996 6262 6114

A Creepshow Holiday Special Delivers One Glorious Joy-Filled Hour of Horror + Laughs

There’s a killer on the loose in Neighborville, only comes out when the moon is full

The comedy in A Creepshow Holiday Special is so insanely on point. A healthy dose of “Dad jokes”, puns and dark humor weaved effortlessly together with real horror. A whole new mythology created for creatures, characters and tropes of familiar lore turned upside down on its head in a way that totally checks out, “yeah, I buy that.” This is just oozing and seething with one hundred percent FUN. Absolute escapism for one joy-filled hour. I do not say this lightly- this was extremely my jam. Something here for non-horror fans and casual horror fans alike. And if you’re an avid horror hound… prepare to REJOICE in the sheer cleverness presented in a gift wrapped cornucopia of easter eggs.

Adam Pally and Anna Camp hilariously lead a cast of characters with unique abilities in this wild holiday ride. Hunker down, grab some Santa cookies and settle in for your first Shapeshifters Anonymous meeting.

The hour long special hits Shudder Friday, December 18th

Nog For Your Noggin! Holiday Horror with We Bleed Red + Green Author Jeff C. Carter Episode Twenty One

Twelve terrors of holiday horror! All new terrors to chill you as you warm yourself by the fire. Cozy in and listen to short story “Candy Cane” and stay for a chat with author Jeff C. Carter as we talk his new holiday horror anthology We Bleed Red + Green.

Get your copy of We Bleed Red + Green on Amazon

Find more Jeff C. Carter on his website , Twitter @CarterWroteIt and Instagram @JeffC.Carter

Convo x Fango Deathcember – Wednesday December 2nd 4pm PST

Gather round, cozy in with some milk, cookies and eggnog as we sit down to talk about scoring the new holiday horror anthology Deathcember. Composer Andrew Scott Bell and filmmakers Sam Wineman and Vivienne Vaughn live on your screens, moderated by yours truly.

Wednesday, December 2nd 4pm PST

Click the link to register for this free zoom panel:  https://zoom.us/webinar/register/6116068412327/WN_y2BUHbhHTR-ArGH3xr0uhw