All posts by Angel Melanson

All about the horror. And the puns. Big puns. Did we just become best friends? Let's recite movie lyrics and song quotes together.

“Now I will believe that there are unicorns…” Lloyd Kaufman’s Latest TROMAtization of The Bard -#ShakespearesShitStorm [Fantasia Fest 2020]

When you sit down to watch a Troma movie and the opening screen provides the definition for “shit storm” and that definition explicitly includes “a Troma movie”… you know you’re in for a ride. And your intuition in this instance would be spot on. “Shit storm you say? Are we speaking literally or figuratively?” Now, I’d hate to ruin the surprise so you’ll just have to wait and see. I can tell you I was deep into a Chipotle bowl when I started this movie, and came to regret pairing this flick with dinner pretty early on. Continue reading “Now I will believe that there are unicorns…” Lloyd Kaufman’s Latest TROMAtization of The Bard -#ShakespearesShitStorm [Fantasia Fest 2020]

Socially Distanced SoCal Haunts for October 2020

Like everything else this year, Halloween will look quite a bit different. No, Halloween is not cancelled, ya’ spooky bitches. It’s a lifestyle. A frame of mind. A way of existing in the world. And for those of you who embrace that spirit in October alone, you can still embrace it for 31 days in 2020. Haunts as we have come to know them, however, are most definitely cancelled. BUT there are some new reimagined haunt experiences happening and I will compile a list here. This is all new so at this point I obviously cannot vouch for the safety or the awesomeness of the haunts listed below. But take this information, check out each haunt’s specific safety precautions, grab your masks and maybe go get the hell scared outta you in your car. Everyone is hungry for haunts and they are in limited supply, so I’d advise you to jump on tickets quickly if you find something you like because this year more than any other, demand far outweighs supply.

Urban Legends drive through experience @ OC Fair and Event Center October 1st – November 1st Starting at $49.99 per vehicle. 45 min experience

Stranger Things Drive-Into Experience @ TBD Downtown LA Tickets released August 26th @ noon. $59 per vehicle. Over one hour experience

Twisted’s Beyond Baroque Haunt @ The Huntington Library

La Haunted Hayride  Drive-Up Experience @ San Dimas Select nights September 25th – Nov 1st. Tickets starts at $49.99 for two people

The Bite LA Halloween Food Crawl + Creature Safari @ Legg Lake includes 8 Bites, campfire dessert, fall-favorite warm beverage and immersive entertainment and since this will all be enjoyed from within your vehicle… there will also be a car costume contest. Experience lasts just over an hour. Early bird tickets start @ $105 for 2 person car, $39/person for 5-person car. Prices increasing soon.

Into The Black @ Rancho Cucamonga Walk-through haunt “Follow in the footsteps of a paranormal investigative team as they explore the infamous “Black House”- an eerie Victorian mansion that once housed a family notorious for Devil Worship. Are you brave enough to explore the Black House? Groups of 1-2 guests will be allowed to venture Into the Black and to discover what lies within. After you survive the “Black House” you will immediately enter the macabre Haunted Market featuring dark and spooky vendors.” October 1st-31st Tickets start @$25

Corona Haunt  This is a FREE event, reservations are sold out but it is possible to join a “virtual line” for standby. (No actual physical standby line this year) October 22-25 + 29-31

*Family Friendly Nights of the Jack Drive-thru @King Gillette Ranch October 1st – November 1st. Tickets start at $69/ per vehicle. “Expect to see some larger than life pumpkin installations as well as detailed artist depictions of your favorite movie stars, sports heroes and animated characters.” 25 min experience

*Family Friendly Haunt-O-Ween Drive-thru experience @ Woodland Hills October 9th-31st $70 per vehicle (includes a pumpkin of your choice, candy, video op, “photo friendly environments” 25-35 min experience

UPDATE 9/21 Reign of Terror walk through has been cancelled for the 2020 season 😦

Podcast Episode Seven: Incidental Actions of Assault. Better Known As: Random Acts of Violence

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4UgJ3mqNYhrR8qdeqSkIw2?si=hzz6N3GcSuiXKMUPDtzhJw

Spoiler free HorrorGirl Quickie review- Random Acts of Violence now streaming on Shudder

 

Check out last week’s episode for Jay Baruchel in the flesh. Errr.. audio.

Ueda’s Special Actors Does Not Disappoint – Live Screening 8/20 [Fantasia Film Festival 2020]

Shin’ichirô Ueda’s (One Cut of the Dead) Special Actors is another wonderfully fun film from the much celebrated director. When your lifelong dream is to become an actor but you suffer from a special medical condition wherein you faint and collapse whenever nervous, what is there to do? Our protagonist Kazuto faces this very problem.

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As suspected, I really really enjoyed this movie and feel like I can’t say much about it because I don’t want to destroy or even partially diminish your experience. This isn’t a horror film, but I wanted to cover it anyway because I am such a mega fan of One Cut of The Dead and I know many of you are as well. Ueda’s films just ooze with heart. It’s clear he loves the process and his films entirely exude that passion. It’s nearly impossible to watch this movie and not walk away feeling good. Once again working with a wonderful ensemble cast, the comedy is lighthearted with lots of surprises in store. That’s all I will say about it, please just trust that it’s so wonderful and so fun, and go grab a ticket for the live screening.

Special Actors is available to screen live for Canadian audiences on August 20th as part of the Fantasia Film Festival, get your ticket here

 

 

Longing For Autumn? Feed Your Fall Fix With The Mortuary Collection [Fantasia Film Festival 2020]

The form may be familiar, but the message is timeless. Writer/director Ryan Spindell’s The Mortuary Collection follows in the footsteps forged by classics such as Tales From the CryptCreepshow and The Vault of Horror, a self professed love letter to EC Comics offering up moral parables in a horror anthology package.

 

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I’m going to be honest here… this is my ultimate brand of horrific goodness so there may be some bias based on that fact alone. I am one hundred percent the target audience for this. I was raised on the same fare as the filmmakers and I partook heavily. It speasks to me. “Romance, suspense, horror, social commentary… everything a story should be and more”. What I crave most is to be transported by cinema and more often than not, where I want to be transported to is a gloomy October day on the East Coast or Pacific Northwest where leaves change color and fog looms low. “Perpetually longing for Autumn” could have been my nickname in school, but that’s pretty fuckin’ long and not all that catchy.

From the opening frames, The Mortuary Collection is distinctly Autumnal. In reality I watched from a couch in Los Angeles on an August evening, with an afternoon high of a hellish 105 degrees and an early evening temperature still lingering in the mid 80’s. But as I watched from within the mouth of the devil’s very own furnace, I was instantly transported to a gloomy, cool October evening. Whimsically macabre is my jam and that is what this collection delivers.

 

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Aesthetically the look weaves consistently throughout; artfully designed, intentional, lending itself to this Autumn fantasy world. The colors are gorgeous, the lighting is crafted. The soundtrack is amazing, the actors in each segment really sell it, the costumes are drool-worthy, the FX are one hell of a gorefest feast. These are the kind of FX that are fun to watch with a group because you collectively groan at the screen in a strange combination of horror, empathy and appreciation you can’t quite watch full on but can’t quite fully look away from. THE LOCATIONS! Kudos to location scouts/set design/set builders because the locations really helped build this world, making each story distinctly different while absolutely woven from the same cloth, in the same tone and clearly existing in the same world. The main story involving Sam (Caitlin Fisher) and “creepo” Montgomery Dark (Clancy Brown) linking the pieces together is a great one. There are no weak links here.

 

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“It is not the validity of the story that concerns me, but the message within.” –  Montgomery Dark (Clancy Brown)

The vibe of this is perfect spooky Halloween fare. If you grew up with the likes of Are You Afraid of the DarkThe Halloween Tree and the animated Tales From The Crypt Keeper, this feels like a grownup version, tonally speaking. Take the vibe of those childhood classics, up the scares, add gushy gore.

This ambitious anthology may be touted as “a love letter to EC Comics on an indie budget” but more often than not, it certainly did not feel like an indie budget. It never felt lacking. Original cautionary tales and the occasional self aware meta commentary, delivered in a delightfully polished package ready to transport you from your couch to a gloomy Fall day at Raven’s End Mortuary. Grab some candy corn, pop some popcorn and prepare to party like it’s the end of October.

The Mortuary Collection is available to screen on demand during the run of Fantasia Film Festival, August 20th – September 2nd get your ticket here

 

(Welcome To The) Clapboard Jungle [Fantasia Film Festival 2020]

Clapboard Jungle is a beautiful tale of resilience and perseverance in dream hunting. Bridging the gap between the exhilarating  blood, sweat and tears of the initial creative process and the often elusive progression of getting green lit to go to production, answering the evasive, “now what?” This documentary absolutely oozes heart and soul as indie filmmaker Justin McConnell takes us on a very personal five year journey through the lowest lows, open and raw, hitting roadblock after roadblock from script to script to screen. With the help of industry giants like Guillermo Del Toro, Mick Garris, Gigi Guerrero and more, we get a peek behind the curtain into the business side of the industry.

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Justin, if this film is your love letter to the industry and the craft you love so much, then this is a love letter and a message of appreciation for you sharing this journey with all of us. You are a beacon. A lighthouse in the distance, broadcasting the message “keep going, you are so close”. It is indeed a jungle out there, but examples like Justin McConnell’s- on the brink but seemingly always just out of reach- provide a rough road map through the clapboard jungle and show us that yes… the seemingly impossible is in fact possible, if you are willing to make it happen.

Clapboard Jungle is available to screen on demand during the run of Fantasia Film Festival, August 20th – September 2nd get your ticket here

German Thriller “Sleep” + Documentary “Hail To The Deadites” [Fantasia Film Festival 2020]

Sleep – Much of the fun in this for me was not knowing exactly where it was taking us. Somewhere between sleep and waking, navigating a beautiful nightmarish landscape, a tale of a mother and daughter and deeply buried secrets. I don’t want to talk about the themes here for fear I will give some of the mystery away. This was absolutely an enjoyable puzzle steeped in elements of folk horror from German director Michael Venus and writer Thomas Friedrich.

Hail To The DeaditesEvil Dead Fans, grab your boomsticks and rejoice! A groovy documentary dedicated to you. Made for Deadites, by Deadites, comprised entirely of Deadites and their creations. Choosing to forgo the usual source material clips, fan-made tributes of all kinds are used instead. Steve Villeneuve travels deep into the world of superfans, exploring why the Evil Dead trilogy is so special to them through conventions and interviews with the trilogy’s icons; it’s groovy.

Sleep and Hail To The Deadites are both available to screen on demand during the run of Fantasia Film Festival, August 20th – September 2nd

PSA: It Isn’t Hard To Be Kind – The Columnist [Fantasia Film Festival 2020]

What do you do when you’re being slandered by an onslaught of internet trolls and there is no protection or course of action to take, with no end in sight? If you’re like the titular Columnist Famke Boot, you take matters into your own hands. Director Ivo van Aart and writer Daan Windhorst offer up a different kind of revenge horror, reminding us, “It isn’t hard to be kind”.

Facing writer’s block amidst an avalanche of internet hatred and impending deadline, Famke’s bloodlust fuels her creative process. A serial killer in business casual attire collecting morbid souvenirs from her victims allows for some incredibly fun visuals.

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These killings take place wonderfully juxtaposed alongside Famke’s daughter’s crusade to protect freedom of speech, spiraling Famke into a hypocritical moral dilemma.  It’s brutal in a fun stick-it-to-me, get your come uppins fantasy way. Internet trolls and keyboard warriors shitting all over creators offering up unsolicited opinions and blatant lies, feeling safe and superior while hidden behind glowing screens – untouchable, right? Or so they thought. There’s far more heart to this than “enacting revenge against internet trolls”.  Katja Herbers does a wonderful job of playing Famke as she gradually comes casually unwound. How do you make a brutal serial killer likable? This isn’t blatant sociopathic psychosis à la American Psycho. This is less brutal Bateman and more nuanced and layered into Famke’s life of career, family, grocery shopping, etc. An improbable but not impossible suspect. The Columnist gives us a relatable everywoman and snaps her in a fantastical but believable way, while cleverly delivering the often forgotten reminder- there are real people on either side of the screen and consequences, whether they are directly brought to our doorstep or not.

The Columnist is available to screen on demand during the run of Fantasia Film Festival, August 20th – September 2nd get your ticket here

 

Fried Barry: Sex, Drugs and Alien Abduction (Not Necessarily In That Order) [Fantasia Film Festival 2020]

Gritty, grimy, gross. Those are the three words that first come to mind when watching Fried Barry, an on demand offering from this year’s Fantasia Film Festival. The main question on my mind while watching this film was, why is South Africa so horny?

Continue reading Fried Barry: Sex, Drugs and Alien Abduction (Not Necessarily In That Order) [Fantasia Film Festival 2020]

Podcast Episode Six: Random Acts of Violence With Jay Baruchel

 

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5jGb7ZN4ncnihTEZzJHXOp?si=NCreTlgcShSu0mxXGzRkgw

Got to partake in a little virtual sit down with Jay Baruchel for his upcoming film Random Acts of Violence, a Shudder exclusive. A little teaser into the themes explored in the movie, quickie review will be up next week!