Category Archives: Movies

HorrorBurgers Episode One: Annabelle Comes Home w/ Guests Marilyn and Marky (No Spoilers)

 

Welcoming my little brother and sister for the first installment of HorrorBurgers! We discuss Annabelle Comes Home (Spoiler free) and work on our pronunciation.

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Stranger Things Upside Down Whopper

 

Trying out the Stranger Things Whopper from Burger King, and letting you know about the birth of *insert dramatic drumroll here* HorrorBurgers. A new endeavor into the world of horror wherein we eat burgers and talk horrors. Follow on IG @HorrorBurgers and Subscribe on Youtube 

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Stranger Things Licensing: Oh, Let Us Count the Products (UPDATED)

Stranger Things Season 3 release is just around the corner, and there is a shit ton of product tie in to gear you up for your summer binge. Here are a few:

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The Craft Reboot Seeking Transgender Latina for Lead

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Your Horrorgirl has been away tending to morbid business, so you may have already heard the news, but just in cases…. The Craft reboot is seeking a Transgender Latina actress for the lead role. Zoe-Lister Jones is at the helm, writing and directing the reworking of one of my most beloved classics. Lourdes, if you’re out there… submit to casting@blumhouse.com

The Coolest Shit Coming Out of Cannes 2019

This year’s Cannes Film Festival is serving up a good amount of genre fair. Jim Jarmusch’s The Dead Don’t Die opened up the festival, and here are some of the other highly anticipated horrors I’m eagerly awaiting the wide release of:

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Midsommar Trailer

The new horror flick from Hereditary’s Ari Aster is giving me some serious Wicker Man vibes. I’m talking 1973 Wicker Man, not Nicholas Cage Wicker Man, and even then I’m talking all the best elements of ’73 Wicker Man. I don’t know if there will be any topless girls unexpectedly breaking out into song, but the trailer looks pretty promising anyhow. That juxtaposition of marrying eerie suspense and brightly lit, beautiful surroundings though! Pack your bags, let’s go to Sweden.

Midsommar is in theaters July 3rd.