The Fucked Up Shit In Midsommar: My Sister Doesn’t Want To See It But Needs To Know

This is a custom special request for my sister, and I think there are actually a lot of you who just want to know about the most disturbing parts of this one. I’m anti-spoiler, so if you haven’t seen the movie yet… don’t read this. If you maybe want to see the movie but are afraid of how fucked up it gets, maybe reading this will quell your fears and you’ll know what to expect. So read this and then go buy your ticket.  It’s more of an intelligently written horrific drama, but if you insist… Carry on…

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Midsommar: Ari Aster Tackles Co-Dependency, Community + Empathy (SPOILERS. TONS OF SPOILERS)

Spoilers are rampant in this one. In fact, it’s nothing but spoilers. So turn back now if you haven’t watched the movie yet. If you have… or if you’re probably not going to watch, or on the fence about watching….. maybe this will change your mind…

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HorrorBurgers Episode One: Annabelle Comes Home w/ Guests Marilyn and Marky (No Spoilers)

 

Welcoming my little brother and sister for the first installment of HorrorBurgers! We discuss Annabelle Comes Home (Spoiler free) and work on our pronunciation.

Send your comments, queries, suggestions. Message if you’d like to be a guest. Make a video of yourself saying “Horror Burgers” better than we can and post/tag the page.

Follow on IG @HorrorBurgers + Subscribe on Youtube for future episodes, releasing every Thursday ideally! Thanks for checking it out, creepy creeps!

 

 

Stranger Things Upside Down Whopper

 

Trying out the Stranger Things Whopper from Burger King, and letting you know about the birth of *insert dramatic drumroll here* HorrorBurgers. A new endeavor into the world of horror wherein we eat burgers and talk horrors. Follow on IG @HorrorBurgers and Subscribe on Youtube 

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Stranger Things Licensing: Oh, Let Us Count the Products (UPDATED)

Stranger Things Season 3 release is just around the corner, and there is a shit ton of product tie in to gear you up for your summer binge. Here are a few:

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Summer of Screams 2019

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It’s maximum melting weather for us baby vamps, but not to worry… here’s an array of climate controlled activities (many involving darkened theaters), to keep the spooky spirit alive all summer long. Your humble Horrorgirl is LA based, so aside from nationwide movie release dates… this list is tailored for you SoCal Creeps:

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